Yeah just ask Big'un he's still stuck in the 8th grade :jester:

Abe needs to go back and learn some shat lol

I already know how to smoke you that's all I need to know :D

Welp u got me

This is about the only pic I could find....I try to stay out of as many as possible!

My wife and I at the 49ers vs Chiefs Game......notice the sea of chief fans surrounding my lonely 49er self!! My wife is chiefs fan too, but she played neutral that day and didn't wear any chiefs gear...she is so thoughtfull!!....to bad she had to rub the 38-10 chiefs win in my face for the 3 hour ride home!


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sweet! another opportunity for me to spread my rediculous attractiveness!!!
http://i1265.photobucket.com/albums/...johnson/me.jpg
http://i1265.photobucket.com/albums/...on/chillin.jpg

and the following pic is full of fact;
http://i1265.photobucket.com/albums/..._3449295_n.jpg

wow... did i completely ruin this thread or sumthin? I know im ugly, but you guys dont have to shun a whole thread just because of little ole me.

Holy tiny pic batman :jester:

I know! I am not real forum savy, I can register, post, and reply but not that great at adding pics and videos. I dont know how to make them bigger, I just go through the attachment process and thats the way it came out.

Feel free to educate me please! Always willing to learn...I am sure it is very simple I just dont know what i'm doing really.

Get a photobucket account. Load your pics. Copy amd paste the image code here.

See, I knew it was super simple, thanks! ....but you will have to see a bigger pic of my ugly self!

:jester: can't be as bad as looking at Big'un :lol2:

:flipthebird: im a lean mean sex machine :jester:

:jester:

lean
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adjective
1.(of persons or animals) without much flesh or fat; not plump or fat; thin: lean cattle.
2.(of edible meat) containing little or no fat.
3.lacking in richness, fullness, quantity, etc.; poor: a lean diet; lean years.
4.spare; economical: a lean prose style.
5.Automotive . (of a mixture in a fuel system) having a relatively low ratio of fuel to air ( contrasted with rich).

:ROFLJest::wtf::ROFLJest:

Bwhahaha

Ok west, you will regret this cause now you gotta see a bigger pic of me....Sorry!
http://i1069.photobucket.com/albums/...s/DSC01715.jpg

Hey it's me.

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/x...es/Joe2002.jpg

Never mind you who's that hawt chick next to ya :drool:

Looking sexy as usual :jester:

That's my "I just got home from work
and there are 22 people here for Thanksgiving
Dinner." look.

:jester: Ive been there bud. I hate company:hidesbehindsofa:









:lol2:

^^^ Im with yall

yea shes hawt :leghump:

and im with yall on the company deal lol

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Colorado july 2010. I climbed a small mountain or very huge hill that had snow on the back side all by myself. Weird seein snow in july haha

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Newest pic I have of me. April last yr for my lil bros wedding. I was his best man. Only time I get cleaned up and nice lookin. Perfect time to blast sharp dressed man by zztop haha.

Nice pics. You need tow mirrors for that truck meow :jester:

[QUOTE=westtnfx4;1693]Never mind you who's that hawt chick next to ya :drool:



That'd be my awesome wife...:chewie: I know, I married well above myself..and I thank god every day!!!!:favorites37:

I don't really have any pictures of just me.

I have them now haha. The pic wit me and the truck I dont have them on. My sig pic has them. Agreed, tow mirrors are wayy better. Hard to find tow mirrors cheap. I bought these for $75 for the pair. They are power too.

I guess I'll play...

http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/u...73404433_n.jpg

Leave that crap hole country Afghanistan (I'm on right)
http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/u...s/IMGP0107.jpg


And here is my horse... lol
http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/u...P/Newhorse.jpg

you bastards get seats in your C-17s!? now im jealous...

Trust me...I'd rather sat on the netting like in the C-130...the 17s were tight! Add you gear and your weapon you couldn't move. Only road in the 17 4 times... rest of the time for Helos and 130s lol

Thanks for your service schroeder! Glad you made it back safe! Thanks for your service too ssg! God bless ya all!

yeah, you are probably right. we usually jump the rotators outta bragg. we sit on the flip down webbing seats during takeoff and then climb on the cargo to stretch out and sleep the rest of the way. Last time i got "little spooned" by the fattest longtabber ive ever seen. not cool.

Thanks man!

fo sho, its my pleasure!

LMAO we did the same thing...except I never got spooned. :leghump:


You know the pissers they have on the 130s...its basically a funnel and you stand on a platform. We landed...I had to go...so I'm doing my thing...all of a sudden the pilot guns it, then slams on the brakes...I pissed all over my self. Crew chief about fell off his perch laughing so hard. haha

Are you both out of the service or still in?

I got 2 more years of reserves then I'm done!

still active and nine mo years until i retire and start a new career!

"Hello, welcome to Wal-Mart"

really though, i plan on either going into business for myself or going into law enforcement. i could make over 100K a year doing what i do now, but i hate my career field to much to stay doin the same ish.

^^^ I'm going into law enforcement. Really close to getting an Indiana State Trooper postion

damn that is funny!!!!!! my favorite thing used to be watching people that have never deployed, who are on their first in-theatre 130 flight and have never done a combat landing... the looks of shear horror on grown mens faces is priceless. ahhh the memories. im actually pretty upset i missed this last deployment, but apparently having invasive shoulder surgery days after having a hernia repaired means i cant carry my combat equipent... whatever.

good deal on the trooper position! i know how competitive the field has become. Im hoping that after i retire i can get on with the Seattle PD. they have a NICE payscale.