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06VT365
05-25-2012, 05:50 PM
Post up funny or memorable quote's you happen to hear.

Mine today.....from Willie Robertson on the A&E show Duck Dynasty..concerning meeting his 14 year old daughters boyfriend- "nothing makes me happier then seeing a smile on my little girls face, and the look of shear terror in her boyfriends eyes!"

crackerjack
05-25-2012, 05:55 PM
from me... they put toilet paper down for me cause i'm the sh!t

tdrive0001
05-25-2012, 08:04 PM
My father in law to some one trying to screw him out of money- "why don't you back up, take a running start, and kiss my a$$...". Classic stuff right there folks...

Roush PSD Interceptor
05-25-2012, 08:46 PM
Eating lunch at a sandwich shop
someone you know walks in and says:
"What are you doing here?"
"Who me? I'm hunting Zebras"

06VT365
05-26-2012, 02:15 PM
JBL headphone commercial featuring Tim McGraw.

Referring to the headphones Tim says..."when you've got a great pair, you just wanna put your head between them."

What a funny commercial!

Bigbluediesel08
05-26-2012, 02:23 PM
Or when they asked, Do you have a bathroom I can borrow? No, we do our business outside... Had to refrace that lol

UTAHFORD
05-26-2012, 03:51 PM
as my 7year old is stomping up the stairs after getting in trouble for lipping off he yells"you put a hole in my heart" my response was "yup sure did how does it feel" he didnt like that for some reason